Turtles in the sky
Welcome to Satan's blog. here is where I post all the sacrifices I receive. enjoy! (warning, kittens and puppies are also sacrifices. be aware, I only post souls. not the way the kittens looked like when I got them. That's disguisting.)
- Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
- [Class titters]
- Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
- [Laughter increases]
- Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
- [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]